February 2011
January 2011
Anonymous asked: OH HOLD UP GIRL YOU GOT SOMETHIN ON YO CHEST. my eyes.
I wanted to smack that hoe.
Her: Oh Cara, I was listening to the Grateful Dead this morning! I loves them so much mmmm.
Me: What song?
Her: Touch of Grey, it's their best song ever
Me: FUCK NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS THAT IS NOT NOT NOT THEIR BEST SONG AND IF YOU THINK SO YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID. YOU CALL ME FAT, YOU CALL ME CHEAP, BUT SAYING TOUCH OF GREY IS THE GRATEFUL DEAD'S BEST FUCKING SONG IS THE LAST STRAW.
Her: Uh, last time I checked it's amazing.
Me: DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANY OF THEIR OTHER SONGS?!!
Her: No..
Punch a bitch. Punch a bitch, hard.
bringonthelucie:
Look into any eyes you find by you, you can see clear through to another day I know it's been seen before through other eyes on other days while going home What do you want me to do, to do for you to see you through? It's all a dream we dreamed one afternoon long ago
Him: HEY! HEY! THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND! YES! MY GIRLFRIEND
Kid: Oh, well that's nice.
Him: DAMN STRAIGHT IT'S NICE!
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It's official..
We’re official.
Tehehehehehehehehehe.
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“Nobody in my life has ever known me the way you do. Nobody in my life has ever...”
– Jennifer Crusie (Bet Me)
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You've made a lasting impression.
i've loved you from the very first day.
