"You don’t want to be the best of the best…you just want to be the only one who does what you do." University of Wisconsin-Madison.
ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
How I Met Your Mother (via saintofsass)
I have lost too many friendships due to the fact I am reserved and terrible at keeping in touch. This hits me hard thinking about all those lost friends.
everybody was like “youll love the dorms!! its so great!!” but its not good at all its bad